Work : Satirical report of London Nautical school

Oxford report of school :

The London Nautical school is an amazing school it has amazing students and amazing teachers.  The students spend their free time in the dog yard but it’s actually called the playground. Often in the dog yard students help each other out with exercise by making them to do star jumps.

The teachers are always looking like they’re helping which is fantastic and a hard job to do .

Once a year the school go to a stadium to play sports (sports day) At sports day everybody has to do a sport although its called sports day and you think you’d get to play football or basketball or even rugby you get the choice of  running ,  jumping or throwing and after all that fun they clean the stadium that they where cleaning. 

The school’s  sports hall is amazing it has a nice cool breeze going through it as the doors are as thin as paper and the ceiling has holes in it for ventilation 

The school has amazing records like every day a fight is stopped . They have amazing teachers 1 teacher in every department does not get their room trashed at lunch. This school is one of a kind we have ks3 assembly and 1 time out of 10 students are listening it’s these statistics that make the what it is. 

Overall this is an outstanding school with amazing records , teachers and students .